Reactions

Here's my reaction when doc said "Wow I see two babies, congratulations it's twins!":
Out load:
Really?! Are you sure? You're positive? What do I do now?
In my head:
HOLY SHIT! YOU'RE F***ING KIDDING ME! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE JOKING THIS IS NOT A VERY NICE JOKE! DID MY MOTHER-IN-LAW PUT YOU UP TO THIS?! WHAT THE F*** AM i GOING TO DO?!
Mike's reaction:
...*pause*... go pale ...*pause*... go paler ...*pause*... HOLY F*** YOU'RE SHITTING ME! I gotta lay down ... HOLY F*** ... HOLY F*** ... HOLY F*** ... HOLY F***...