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Monday 22 August 2011

My Epiphany

No matter what we do we are going to be terrible moms! If we breastfeed our boobs will sag but if we formula feed we'll be depriving them of nutrients. If we co-sleep we'll smother them if we don't co-sleep we won't feel "as connected" to them. If spank them it's child abuse if we don't they aren't disaplined.  If we vaccinate they'll have autism if we don't they'll get sick. If we don't feed them organic food they'll grow an extra head.

We are all going to be terrible, horibble, no good, very bad, moms...

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